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Opinion

A single pink blob cookie alone in a vast marble hall under a shaft of light — The author, photographed at the Institute for Applied Roundness.

Opinion

We Are All Round, and Pretending Otherwise Is Making Us Miserable

The cult of the angular has gone far enough.

By Cordelia Vance · 4 min read

A dark warehouse where blob cookies stand in a ring around one crumb inside taped lines — The National Reserve, where the remaining crumb is kept under observation.

Opinion

The Crumb Panic Is Not About Crumbs

It never was. It is about who gets to decide when there is enough of anything.

By Elias Rundle · 5 min read